Ole Blighty - Trip to London Town

One of the good things about not working is that I get to travel with Dean. So - when he asked me if I wanted to go to London with him for a week, of course I said YES! I'm not going to pass up the chance to see my sister, Paula. (she's been living there for 8 years now)
Beside the fact that I'm understood over there, I discovered that they now have my favourite bread - VOGELS (so much better than the sweet bread in the States) I managed to sneak two loaves back with me...

Dean and Paula were working during the day, so I took myself off to a couple of museums for a few hours - something I never really got around to doing whilst on my OE - 20 years ago (ouch!)

The British Museum was fantastic - complete with the Elgin Marble series - stolen bits from the Parthenon and other greek ruins which are now under dispute about who owns them.

I also visited the Victoria and Albert museum which had the best museum shop ever! One of the most intriguing displays was the plaster/wax casts taken of ancient buildings and monuments. Bizzare. They also had a Chihuly glass sculpture and the most breath-taking exhibit of jewellery throughout the ages...mmmmm...bling....

Dean and I visited the Imperial War Museum and saw a great exhibit about Ian Fleming - the author of the James Bond series. Learnt alot about him and his life and how it influenced his work. Also visited the very harrowing Holocaust display.

After all that war and grimness, it was only right that we celebrated life by downing a cider or two in the glorious english sunshine - ah..that's what I remembered about living in London - A pint and a plate of chips. Cheers!

I also managed to catch up with my lovely friends, The Joyces. Simone, Andy and their wee family are visiting from NZ and were en route to Spain with Andy's family to celebrate his big 4-0. I spent the day with them touring London on a double-decker bus and we also visited the Tower of London.

We were lucky enough to be at Buckingham Palace at the right time to see the Changing of the Guard. Loved all that gorgeous English pagentry and tradition.

London is only 8hrs away so I'm hoping to get back there more often and spend time with my sister! (That is if I don't get a job anytime soon!!)

Moving in May

May has been a busy month for us - hence the lack of posts. We've finally found an apartment in Fort Lauderdale and have now moved in. Yay! - Our very own place!

We're in a very swanky apartment building called the 'Symphony'. Comes complete with valet parking (for visitors), pool, spa, movie theatre, shop, business centre and day spa!

We have fantastic views of the river, it's boat traffice and we're very close to Las Olas Blvd and the Riverfront.

http://www.lasolasboulevard.com/

Dean and I spent last weekend shopping for the basics - a bed and a sofa. So nice to be able to have new furniture. I'm also happy to announce I'm no longer an Ikea virgin! We spent a few hours in their huge warehouse store buying a coffee table and TV console, we then spent a further 2 hours putting the damn things together! (I missed my electric scewdriver

Dean's commute is about an hour (return) which isn't too bad. However as we're a one car family it means that I have to use public transport or feet to get around town. I've discovered there's a water taxi service so I'm looking forward to checking that out.

Because we're closer to Miami we're able to get to more concerts and acts - we're off to see Eddie Izzard next week (one of my all time fave comedians - http://www.eddieizzard.com/home.izz) and I'm hoping to get to Madonna's 'Sticky and Sweet' concert in November.....

Vegas Baby

Yep - they even have one of these over here! And a l'arc de triomphe....just so wrong, yet it seems to work......
Vegas is a weird town. We drove from LA to Vegas across the flat moonscape desert dotted with Joshua trees, and then, out of the middle of no-where, BAM! You're in Vegas, Baby! She looks haggard and well worn in the harsh light of day. Even the people look dumpy and depressed. But, when the lights come on, Vegas turns out in all her glory ('Cept the people still look dumpy and depressed)
I played 'Corporate Wives' with some of the other women whose men who were attending NAB - the big exhibition/conference that Dean was attending. We had a blast lunching in grand hotels, drinking mojitos & shopping -the outlet malls in Vegas are fab!

Dean and I caught David Spade's show at the MGM Grand - he was good but not great - I still prefer the English comedians to the Americans. Danny Bhoy is my fave of all times and Yeah, I know he's not English he's Scottish!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B38amF_uKJM

Three days in this adult disneyland are enough for me - specially as I don't like to gamble. My luck is non-existant and I can't even win at the slots. Probably just as well as I'm not earning any money yet!

Pictured - My friend, the Lovely and Charming Alexis in the Conservatory of the Bellagio Hotel in Vegas.

Movies I have seen so far....

As my days are free from work at the moment, I'm enjoying taking myself off to the movies for a couple of hours.
I'll keep updating this posting with my comments - Feel free to add yours! Here's a run-down of the movies I've seen to date :

MARCH/APRIL

* 21 - Based on a true story of MIT students ripping off Vegas casino's. Kevin Spacey never fails to turn out a great performance. Very watchable.

* Enchanted - Ok, so this was on the plane on the way to LA, but it did star McDreamy so what's a girl to do but watch it! Cute Disney-esque, sugar coated lght entertainment. Cute!

* Jumper - future 'suspense/thriller'. OK - got a bit motion sick watching this one - will be interesting to see the sequel...If I can be bothered

* Semi-Pro - another non-funny Will Ferrell 'comedy'. Woody Harrelson was the only saving grace for this sorry excuse for a movie

*Smart People - Featuring SJP (Sarah Jessica Parker - the working girl's goddess), Ellen Page (The chick out of Juno) and Denis Quaid (ex hunk). Witty, caustic dialogue an interesting film that kept my attention.

* The Other Boleyn Girl - A good take on the book by Philippa Gregory if you can get past Scarlett J's impossibly huge lips. Annoying film direction in some parts though & shot very dark.

* Vantage Point - A very annoyingly-shot movie. After seeing the same scene 5 times I kinda gave up trying to follow the story! Featured 'Jack' from Lost (one of my fave TV shows) as one of the 'bad guys'. Hmmm.....

MAY/JUNE

* Baby Mamma - Great comedy from Tina Fey and Amy Pohlen (they're famous comedians from Saturday Night Live) I recommend this as a great chick flick!

*Harold and Kumar - Escape from Guantanamo Bay - Dean and I went to see this on a Saturday afternoon...after a few beers and margueritas. Suggest you do the same before you watch it!

*Indianna Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - Predictable, poor effects and way too long. Ok, so Harrison does a good job of being the elder, but the new kid (Shayla laBouef) is just not up to par.

*Ironman- Robert Downey Jnr totally kicks ass in this movie as the (cute!!) reluctant hero. Special effects are believable (even Dean was impressed!!) and the storyline is real and gripping. A must-see movie!!

* Juno - TOTALLY deserving of the Oscar award this year! Great story and performances. Get to see it if you havent already

*Made of Honour - I'm not a big 'Mcdreamy' fan and this movie reminded me why. A total chick flick and great for a rainy day.

* No Country for Old Men - TOTALLY deserving the Academy Award!! Fantastic story - violent, surprising and extremely well acted. Leaves you wanting more!

*SEX and the City - What can I say?? THE Most perfect chick flick of all time - and an R rated one at that! Met and exceeded all expectations - I want more!!

*What Happens in Vegas - Cameron D and Ashton Kutcher - why wouldn't this movie be fab? Something for me to watch, and something for Dean to watch... A fun, honest and appealing comedy with more than its share of 'oh no he didn't!' moments!

JULY

*Bucket List - Nicholson and Freeman join forces to deliver an emotional and yet entertaining story about two old buggers who face death together. Bring a tissue.

*Cloverfield - A classic si-fi horror flick that holds your attention even if it is filmed on a very tight budget. I jumped a few times and thought the effects were, well...effective!

* Get Smart - Having been brought up watching this with the rest of the family, I was pleasantly surprised to see the new version stayed true to the original. Agent 99 was smoking hot and Maxwell was appropriately bumbling and endearing.

Easter in the States

Easter here is celebrated with egg wreaths on the doors, plastic inflatibile bunnies in gardens, easter baskets, egg hunts and of course, chocolate. HOWEVER, the States don't have Good Friday or Easter Monday as holidays - how mean is that?!
(It also happens to be Spring Break which means drunk babes on the beach in string bikinis -too bad the weather has been crap all week!)
I decided to celebrate Easter in LA with my lovely friends Michelle (from Napier) and Sue Doris (now living in Honkers).
We all stayed with EJ (Hottie and former flatmate) in his gorgeous home in Laguna. A total riot and loads of fun. Michelle was on a mission as the shopping here is soooo much better than NZ for variety and prices. I never thought I'd say this, but if I never see another shopping mall it will be too soon (God - I think the heat is getting to me!) EJ and Morris da Dawg! We all celebrated Sue Doris's birthday by taking a trip to Santa Barbara for the weekend. Gorgeous wee town with lots of Californian style bungalows, great beaches, bars, restaurants and wineries - my favorite kind of place.

Sisters doin it for themselves!

I've just spent a great week with my sister, Paula. She's my FIRST visitor to see me in the States (and not the last I hope!) Her impression of Coral Springs? 'Like something out of the Stepford Wives' Yep - she pretty much hit the nail on the head with that description!

Dean is a total romantic and gave me a sat-nav system for Valentines Day so that I wouldn't get lost driving Paula around. It totally came in handy - 'specially when I had to navigate back home from Miami airport by myself. Gotta love my geek man!

We visited a Seminole Indian Reservation and took an airboat ride in the swamp. Saw Alligators (big ones and little ones) wild pigs, an emu, buffalo, beautiful swamp birds, fish and tortoises - and a couple of red-necks.

We also spent a day in Fort Lauderdale where we saw a fascinating exhibition called 'Bodies'. Real humans that have "died from natural causes" (and they all come from China, how weird is that?!) These bodies are then processed in a way that plasticises all the tissue and renders them as real life 'specimens'. They are then dissected to show their innards - organs, blood vessels, muscles, everything!

How the body works is just amazing and I recommend that if you get the chance, go see it!http://www.bodiestheexhibition.com/intro.html


Ft Lauderdale has some of the most amazing mansions on the Intracoastal Waterway, so we took a river cruise to check them all out. Just so happens that's where I wanna live...

Of course Peebs and I went shopping - spent about 6 hrs in the mall at Boca Raton, and then spent another day at the Sawgrass Mills outlet mall - Florida's largest outlet centre (340+ shops!!)

We spent Paula's last day hanging out in South Beach, Miami. We managed to get blitzed on the biggest cocktails I've ever seen, go shopping and Peebs even managed to get a swim in the sea before heading home to freezing ole London.
Now that I know all the spots to take visitors to (and I won't get lost either!) make sure you start planning your trip to visit us - it'll be fun, I promise...

Hybrid Hi-Jinks

We are now the proud owners of a brand new 2008 Toyota Prius! It's designed like a computer - a start button instead of a key, a computer monitor in the dash, and a USB type port for the key fob thingy that recognises you and opens the locked car when you're in the vicinity. No more fumbling with keys - loving it!!

It's also incredibly fuel efficient ($20 to fill) We took a roadtrip to Tampa and Deland to meet some of Deans family. On the way home, Dean decided to see how far we could get once we got the low fuel warning beep. Seems that we only get 20 miles as opposed to the 40 miles he thought we had. Being stranded on State Route 28 in the dark, next to a swamp was less than appealing (think alligators, banjos and rednecks). After 11 hours in car we finally made it back to Coral Springs. Needless to say we are now members of the AAA!

Deland is a pretty little historic town. Trees hung with Spanish moss, lots of lakes, woods, bears and alligators. Great southern barbeque (lovin those baby back ribs and biscuits!

Thanks to Deans niece Lorrie, I've also discovered the joys of 'smores' - graham crackers with chocolate and melted marshmellows in the middle - all smooshed together and made over an open fire, and very, very more-ish' (geddit?) YUM!!

Dean and I also attended a Hamfest in Orlando with Bruce and Sandy (Deans brother and sister-in-law). There wasn't a ham to be seen - rather it was a festival for ageing ham radio operator geeks - Yikes!

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The Blues in Jamaica

We've just spent four fab days chilling out in Montego Bay at the Air Jamaica Jazz and Blues Festival http://www.airjamaicajazzandblues.com/ Fantastic!!

Dean and I were guests of the promoters - Karen and Walter (Karen is Dean's niece.)

Diana Ross was part of the headliner acts - along with Anita Baker and Jill Scott. Brilliant Diva's, a great experience!

We had backstage passes and got to hang out with the bands. We even got to stand off-stage and watch Billy Ocean perform!

The women in Jamaica are gorgeous. They're like exotic butterflies - loads of bling, fab hair-do's and lots of floaty, mutli-coloured outfits. (And the men aren't too bad either!)

Jamaica has a lot in common with New Zealand - we're both island nations, we love good coffee, good music (Reggae included),and good ganja. We both have dodgy broadband and we have laid back attitudes to life (Common Jamaican saying: 'No problem Mon'. Common NZ saying: 'No worries, Mate') 
I wanna go back!

First Impressions

Well here I am at last, in the States with Dean!

After a delayed start - (thanks NZ Couriers for losing my medical report for my US Visa!) I finally arrived - complete with a work visa that was issued at Immigration.

Spent the week chilling out, hanging out by the pool, sorting out wardrobe space, and generally trying to 'girliefy' the bachelor apartment that Dean and I share with his Boss. (It's not that bad - the Boss is only here for three nites a week!)

I LOVE Walmart, Target, Whole Foods Market and Bed, Bath and Beyond, and Krispy Kremes (and that's before I even find the Malls!)

Have yet to discover the joys of driving. Dean currently is renting a huge armchair on wheels (A buick something) which is massive so I'm not that keen on negotiating traffic in it!
Hopefully this weekend we will sort out a car - Dean is keen on going green and getting a Prius. Of course, I would love a convertible but the have to admit that the price of petrol is a good incentive to chosing a hybrid. (God, I hate it when I'm sensible - thankfully that doesnt happen that often!)

Americans are an interesting mix....If I believed the ads on TV, most Americans are either constipated or have the runs, are trying to lose weight, have high cholesterol, high blood pressure and restless leg syndrome (Whatever the hell that is!)
They also have back-to-back episodes of America's Next Top Model on one channel and LOST starts agains on Thursday (yay!!)

Coming up next - the Jamaican Jazz and Blues Festival in Montego Bay!